Showing posts with label Vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vampires. Show all posts

30 August, 2010

Book Review: The Reformed Vampire Support Group



Title: The Reformed Vampire Support Group
Author: Catherine Jinks
Publisher: Harcourt
Genre: Paranormal
Page Count: 362
Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Cover Rating: 3 out of 5. Meh. It's not terrific, since I don't really think of the vampires as looking like that. They're too freakish, while in the the book they're just pale and physically weak. Not that, uh, grotesque. HERE is a cover I like a whole lot better.

Inside flap:


Contrary to popular belief, vampires are not sexy, romantic, or powerful. In case you hadn't noticed, vampires are dead. And the only ones who don't get stakes are the ones who avoid attacking people, admit they have a problem, and join a support group.
   Just as Nina Harrison--fanged at fifteen and still living with her mother. She hasn't aged since 1973, and the highlight of her sickly, couch-bound like is probably her Tuesday-night group meeting, which she spends with a miserable bunch of fellow sufferers, being lectured at.
   But then one of the group is mysterious turned to ashes . . . and suddenly they're all under threat. That's when Nina decides to prove that every vampire on earth isn't a weak, pathetic loser. Along with her friend Dave--a former punk rocker who could be pretty cute, if he weren't such a vampire--she travels way out of her comfort zone to track down the killer.
   It could be that there is a lot more to being a vampire than Nina realized.

My expectations: They were high, since I really, really liked Living Hell and the Evil Genius series. I expected the plot and characters to be well done.

They were.

About the book: Believe me, this is no sparkly-stalker-vamp thing. This is a book that couldn't be more different than The Twilight Saga, and I loved it. 

Nina Harrison, the main character, is a vampire who goes to weekly sessions with Father Ramon, who leads vampires who call themselves The Reformed Vampire Support Group. She's 51 years old, bitten by a vampire when she was 15. The rest of the Group is mixed, with different people from all different places and backgrounds.



This starts out with a murder, so it throws you into a world of vampires immediately--none of that drag-it-out-for-weeks sort of plot that a lot of vampire books have. Casimir--the murdered vampire--is found in his coffin as a pile of ashes, and then they realize that the killer might have found his address book, or another source of personal information that reveals where all the other vampires are. Then they start hunting down anyone who ordered a surprising amount of silver bullets, since one of the Group discovers one of them inside the ash pile.

Plot:


Fast, strong, and complicated. Jinks's plots are always fast, strong, and complicated, and that's one of the main reasons I LOVE HER BOOKS. They keep you guessing, and once the answer's discovered, the endings/resolutions can be pretty wild--in a good way. I loved the ending, although at first it made me pause, but they always grow on me until I'm thinking "Exactly how it should be done!"

Characters:


I loved Nina Harrison. She's so strong when she wants to be, and I liked her attitude. She's also a writer, and--being a writer myself--I enjoyed the writer aspect. Nina is spunky, smart, occasionally stubborn, (well okay, stubborn a lot of the time), and she has her opinions. I really like protagonists with those traits.


Dave Gerace is a good character too. He has his faults of course, but most of the time he's collected, calm, and sticks to certain rules. Loved him too.


Reuben is volatile. Violent. And a werewolf. He's an interesting foil to the vampires who would prefer less violent means, and he does come up with a good plan, I'll give him that.


Father Ramon is a priest, so of course he's full of morality and has a sense of what's right and wrong. Good thing to have, especially if you're in a Support Group. Liked him as a character.


The McKinnons are cruel. Cruel and money-driven, which is what you want in a bad guy(s). There was plenty wrong with these people, and they were believeable. In the evil-person sense.

Setting/Other Factors:


Vampires and werewolves are horribly overused--I don't want to know how many books take off on that original Twilight storyline. THIS book, however, is nothing like Twilight, despite the werewolves and vampires. The plot has no correlation whatsoever, there is action, a little romance, intrigue, danger, plots and counterplots and subplots.


I also liked the Australian aspect. There aren't many books in the library that take place in Australia.

Other: Bad word here and there, but that's the worst of it.

Do I recommend this book? Absolutely!


-----The Golden Eagle

20 July, 2010

The Vampire Diaries Synopsis

{With commentary}

Elena: OMG, did that boy just walk right past me and not even stare how could he I'm the most attractive girl in the world and everyone stares at me so how could he act like I'm some totally normal person??!! {Please. This really is her attitude.}
Stefan: *shock* OMG, that looks like my old girlfriend who turned me into a vampire and drove me to kill my brother who killed me afterwards! I'm going to have to ignore her. {Smart plan!}
Elena: I am so freaking mad that he ignored me and I'm going to dump my close friend Matt for him and then I'm going to make my friends swear a blood oath that I'm going to get that guy!
Matt: I see. You know, Elena, the only things you want in life are the things you don't have. {SO true. I like this guy! He's got a brain.}
Bonnie: I'm a psychic! Let me read your future . . . {I don't really believe in psychic powers, in case you didn't know. :P}
Stefan: Grr, that girl is driving me nuts. I'm not sure I'll be able to resist drinking her blood if I stay in town any longer, and do you know just how much she reminds me of my old girlfriend Katherine? Oh, hold it, I have a sad story to tell:
One day, my brother, oh-so-handsome-Damon was telling my father he was going to drop out of school and my dad had a fit. And then Katherine came in--the love of my life--and started smiling at my brother in that way, and I felt like I was going to explode since I realized she loved the both of us.
Elena: I HAVE COME UP WITH A PLAN TO GET STEFAN SALVATORE! {Oh, save me.}
Matt: WHO IS THIS JEAN-CLAUDE?!
Elena: He was a gardener in Paris; married with two kids but I'm using his photo to make Stefan jealous!
Meredith: *gives the look*
Stefan: Oh, god, she's coming my way with some speech.
Elena: Hi! I'm supposed to show you around the school--
Stefan: MATT! Can I try out for the football team? PLEASE? Just get me away from her!! {Smart, once again.}
Elena: *gapes* He . . . ignored me again! AAAGGH!
Matt: You're on the team!

Later . . . 

Elena: You ARE going to get him to go to the dance right Matt? Because I need to seduce him or I'll die!
Matt: Yes, yes, he'd said he'd come. -_-
Elena: *nearly swoons* Oh, oh, oh! There he is . . . would you like to dance?
Stefan: *reaches out* {Man, you made a mistake there.}
Caroline: Looky! It's my old best friend moving in on my date I'll have to go stop her and spite her!
Elena: *shock* Well then! I'll just have to act like a total jerk {*ahem* there are worse words for this . . .} and let Tyler Smallwood dance with me and hang out with the worst crowd at the dance and get drunk and go to the cemetery where a man was killed a few days ago! {Brilliant, Elena. Just brilliant.}
Tyler: Let's open a grave!
Vickie: *stares*
Elena: THE HEADSTONE IS MOVING OMG I'M FAINTING AND FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO DIE!
Tyler: I'll save you!
Stefan: GAAA get away from her! *throws Tyler and his goons* Come on, Elena. I'll drive you home from my place. {This is where it starts to go really, really bad.}
Elena in his apartment: I am so ANGRY! He acts like I'm unattractive! All I do is whine all day!
Stefan: *groans* Elena . . .
Elena: You do love me!
Stefan: *surrendering and kisses her* {One thing I have to say, there's a lot of sap in this book. This is the guy I want to be with forever and I can't believe how well we were made for each other and GAG ME. The romance is overboard.}

There is a lot of this. Then . . .

Bonnie: THIS GUY IS DEAD! *screams*
Tyler: Stefan did this!
Elena: Matt, warn him!
Stefan: *tears up room of apartment when he gets home out of frustration*
Elena: *chases after Stefan* Stefan! Why are you *gulp* eating those doves?
Stefan: Vamp, girl.
Elena: *collapses into his arms*
Stefan: I love you . . . *chomp*
Elena: Drink my blood, Stefan . . .
Stefan: *displays neck* Chomp on me  . . .

Damon: Elena! Get over here because I want my brother to be miserable and I need human blood!
Elena: *swoons* Damon . . . WAIT, Stefan!
Stefan: What's up with you today?
Elena: Nothing I'm perfectly fine and dandy and why don't you just ignore the new bite marks on my neck?
Damon: Caroline's got your diary and if you'll let me drink again I'll get it for you . . .
Elena: NO! STEFAN! HELP!
Stefan: *growls* I've got a plan!
Bonnie: I'm feeling psychic again . . .
Meredith: *gives the look*

{They get the diary but then Stefan disappears and Elena goes after him.}

Elena: OH NO I'm being followed and I've got to get over that rickety and Damon's after me!
Storm whips around her and the bridge collapses under her car.
Stefan: NOOOOO!
Damon: FIGHT ME, BROTHER! TO THE DEATH!
*general fighting*
Elena: I sense him . . . My sense are more powerful than before . . . {she has no idea she's a vampire}
Damon: He said you were dead!
Elena: *cuddles Damon* I'm not dead, silly. I love you!
Stefan: *gapes*
Damon: *gapes*

I've finally found a book worse than The Twilight Saga. Would you believe it? This story is ridiculous, the plot is unoriginal, and everything was predictable.

-----The Golden Eagle