"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
{President and founder of Digital Equipment Kenneth Olsen, 1977.}
(Good heavens. You mean that I've been following a dying trend . . . ?)
"Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years."
{President of vacuum company Lewyt Alexander Lewyt, 1957.}
(I want a nuclear-powered vacuum cleaner, 'cause that sounds like the ultimate dust-attacker. Apparently, they're quite overdue.)
"With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry isn't likely to carve out a big slice of the U.S. market."
{Business Week magazine, 1968.}
(And Toyota, Subaru, Suzuki, Mazda, Nissan, Mitsubishi are . . . what, Antarctic?)
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
{French military strategist, future World War I Commander Marshal Ferdinand Foch, 1911.}
(Too bad the rest of the world didn't think so . . .)
"[Man will never reach the moon] regardless of all future scientific advances."
{Inventor of the audion tube and father of radio Dr. Lee De Forest, 1967.}
(What about women?)
"[Television] won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night."
{Head of 20th Century-Fox Darryl F. Zanuck, 1946.}
(Billions of people must be bored out of their minds, then.)
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
{Western Union Internal Memo, 1876.}
(Email, right?)
"The Earth is the center of the universe."
{Ptolemy, 2nd Century.}
(And the USA is the center of the Earth.
Just kidding about that. Really. It's not. It's important, but not the center.)
"Nothing of importance happened today."
{King George III of England, July 4th 1776.}
(Nothing like, you know, the colonies declaring their independence from under good ol' George's rule?)
(Nothing like, you know, the colonies declaring their independence from under good ol' George's rule?)
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
{U.S. Commissioner of Patents, Charles H. Duell, 1899.}
(Then where were all the patents for computers and whatnot? Don't tell me the U.S. Patent Office has been holding out on us since 1899 . . .)
"These Google guys, they want to be billionaires and rock stars and go to conferences and all that. Let us see if they still want to run the business in two to three years."
{CEO of Microsoft Bill Gates, 2003.}
(Rock stars? You can become a rock star by starting up an Internet search provider? I'm there.)
Got anything to add? Any stupid/funny quotes you know of?
Got anything to add? Any stupid/funny quotes you know of?
-----The Golden Eagle

