Wow. I wasn't sure I'd even be sticking it out beyond just starting a blog back in 2010, since I'd lurked in the blogosphere for a month or two and noticed bloggers appear and disappear within that time frame. But I did, and I'm glad of that; I've learned a lot from the experience and I got to know all of you amazing people.
Reading last year's recap post, I have to say that 2011 feels like it was busier.
There was the A-Z Challenge, the Harry Potter Blogfest, the Inanimation Blogfest, the It's All Fun and Games Blogfest, the Blogfest Interrupted, the Inspiration Blogfest, the Novel Films Blogfest, Terry Pratchett Month, the Worst Movies Ever Blogfest, the What I Did On My Summer Vacation Blogfest, the REN3 Blogfest, the Pay It Forward Blogfest, the Cool As Cucumber Blogfest, the Deja Vu Blogfest, the Origins Blogfest, the Third and Fourth Platform-Building Campaigns, Teaser Tuesday, and various writing, review, and guest posts. In addition to a few guest posts that I wrote and interviews of me.
Stat-wise, this blog reached 67,400 pageviews, 12,800 comments (not counting over 600 spam :P), and almost 650 published posts.
And since that takes visitors and readers, here's a big THANK YOU to you all. You make this blog more than just any other site among billions.
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Because of this date, I am hosting The Evil Genius Blogfest. Here's the information:
Because of this date, I am hosting The Evil Genius Blogfest. Here's the information:
You, of course. With the evil genius of your choice.
The What:
Create a story, in any format whether that's flash fiction or poetry, where the aforementioned character does something qualifying them as an evil genius. You can also choose an already-existing person, perhaps from one of your favorite books or movies--just tell us why you think they're the best.
Interpret the phrase "evil genius" any way you like: For the evil, it can be a truly sinister murder or a humorous prank; a teen hacking into high-level security or a plot to foil someone's trip to the mall. And the genius? Also up to you. Just make sure there's something that makes your entry sparkle. Or skulk through the dark, as it may be.
Non-fiction what you'd like to do instead? No problem. Feel free to write a post about an evil genius from history or the present.
Word limit for entries: 400. You may go over that number--but be aware, people are less likely to read your entire post if it is long.
The Where:
Your blog/website.
The When:
February 27.
The Why:
Because The Eagle's Aerial Perspective is turning 2 years old on February 27, and that calls for celebration. Furthermore, the blog's mastermind has had this idea simmering in the back of her mind for months (part of her plot for complete web domination, you know) and she thought it was about time she took the leap and hosted her own blogfest.
And why should you sign up? Well . . . three winners will be announced on March 9th; two shall be chosen by Random.org and one by popular vote, and those entrants will win something of their choice. Nothing monetary (since this evil genius is among the rest of them: experiencing recession) but the other options are many: guest post or interview on The Eagle's Aerial Perspective (written a book? Free advertising), some graphic design (examples can be procured), an edit/critique, and even some HTML/CSS coding (for websites and so forth). Other things within her (er, limited) domain of knowledge may be negotiated. Nothing so terribly exciting as, say, free books, unfortunately.
VOTING IS NOW OPEN. Go HERE to cast your vote for your favorite entry.
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And here is my entry. I decided to go the fiction route (though do note that you can write your post on any evil genius, whether that's fictional or real):
She was dressed
all in black, even her hands covered in smooth, tight gloves.
“Commander.” The
man dropped to one knee in front of her, his head bowed and his weapon pressing
into his stomach.
“You have the
coordinates?” she asked. She walked toward him, her boots striking against the
marble floor.
“Yes, Commander.”
“Show me.”
He pulled a
small computer from his pocket and handed it to her.
“How easily
destructible it looks.”
“It would have
been impossible to find without your technology, Commander.”
“Of course it
would have been,” she replied, handing the device back to him. “Everything—everything—this
army depends on was created by me. The enemy has nothing against us. Their
scientists? Fools and simpletons, incapable of everything except the wheel, and
lopsided ones at that.”
“Of course,
Commander.”
“How many
soldiers do you have at Station 3?”
“6,000.”
“No more?”
The man
hesitated. “One of the ships was attacked by the enemy. My regiment tried to
fend them off—”
“Do you mean you
merely tried to deflect them, Captain?”
It was
impossible to tell if he resented the address, directed as if he’d been in
charge when the attack occurred. He only lowered his eyes and said, “Yes,
Commander—“
She turned her
back on him before he could finish and walked toward the throne. “How many
times do I have to tell you to never show the enemy mercy?”
“We felt—“
She turned
around and faced him. “Felt, Captain. Precisely the word I do not want to hear
within this chamber.”
“My apologies,
Commander.“
“Return to
Station 3 and tell the soldiers I want them performing at no less than
brilliant. We have a reputation as the most cunning army in the galaxy—and I am
its brain. Show the enemy that. I will arrive in six hours to check that
operations are proceeding smoothly.”
“Yes, Commander.”
The man bowed and walked out of the room.
A few seconds
later, the woman froze. She did not even blink as a young, short girl walked
through a hidden door in the wall.
She patted the
woman on the shoulder. “You performed marvelously well for a
remotely-controlled android, Commander. How I wish I didn’t have to
pretend, but of course, who would listen to a girl?”
She sighed. “Even
if I am a genius.”
(390 words)
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So, how long have you been blogging? How long do you think you'll continue--and/or how long do you want to continue?
And (if you aren't participating in the blogfest) who is your favorite evil genius?
-----The Golden Eagle
