Written by people who have fun predicting the imminent fall of humanity, SCIENCE FICTION is perfect for those who enjoy impossible circumstances explained by nonexistent "technology".
- Military SF: Guns.
- Hard SF: Incomprehensible gibberish about extremely complicated things that have zero chance at reality.
- Soft SF: Disguised SCIENCE FICTION in the form that many people find more palatable, despite the fact it's even more muddled.
Comes from people who have a hard time with the separation between reality and fiction, and a fondness for the utterly . . . fantastical.
- High/Epic Fantasy: Those who are even more out of it, with a flair for quests, hardship, and large dragons.
For and generated by dramatizing, melodramatic folks who can't figure out what to call themselves.
Individuals who can't get themselves to live in the present and dwell amazingly long on the past.
Folks who can't make up their minds about how they actually feel and frequently hang out with people who they profusely say they hate.
THRILLER AND MYSTERY:
Those who adore outrageous, life-threatening risks and find satisfaction in getting chased by law enforcement.
In case you're in the mood for extreme anxiety, stress, and trauma, HORROR is the genre for you.
For the hormonal, young, and often desperate for attention, written by a surprising variety of people.
Is a great choice for compulsive fact-checkers and know-it-alls.
DISCLAIMER: This list is meant merely to amuse and entertain. It does not in any way express my actual opinions on these genres, as I hold all writers in respect for the time and effort they put into their work.
-----The Golden Eagle